it was a naked girl right in my face high class culture all over the place

You know when it's hot out and you're sleeping naked and it's 4 AM and there's a loud knocking on your door and you're all confused and you eventually come to with a start and you go to answer the door and it's the police and they're telling you your neighbor has been wandering around the airport with her pajamas on and what all do you know about her, is she close to her family, and you're telling them you don't know her, have never seen her, you've only lived here for three weeks, but it's sad that she's in her pajamas, and you suddenly realize that you aren't in yours, that you've been standing there naked the entire seven minutes you've been talking to them, and you can't turn around now, because that would be churlish, you just have to suck it up and hope to fucking FSM it all ends soon?

I hate when that happens.