hear the sharpen of the pain lucky stranger pouring rain

i got hit by a car on friday morning. broken right hand, broken feet, sprained knee. i've asked Melissa to take over for awhile, if she has time, while i pretend to be Dr. House and let vicodin take me away.

Melissa Edit

I'm sure that all of you realize by now that our lovely hostess is, in fact, out of her mind. She is not taking it easy at home. She is at work. I already told her that she should go home. Everyone join me in scolding her now.

For your amusement, the text conversation we had yesterday.

itgirl:
I broke my right hand. And foot. And sprained my left foot and left hand.

Melissa:
What?!

itgirl:
Got hit by a car yesterday. Wanna guest blog for me for a few days?

Melissa:
What?!

itgirl:
Please?

Now then, raise your hand if you thought that second "What?!" had anything to do with blogging. At this point, I just called to make sure she was okay and remind her blogging should be the least of her concerns. Ok, woman, I'd better not see a single post from you for the next few days as you should be taking it easy and typing with injured wrists...stop it right now.

still got to work that eight hour day whether you like that job or not

Sorry, everyone. Still working like a fierce one.

Also, I'm knitting something secret now, so I can't show it off. However, I did chop off all of my hair again and bleached decolorified it in pieces in the front.

Yes, apparently it's no longer called bleach, but rather, decolorification agent. Does this mean knitting needles are now instruments of yarnage?

do you hear me do you care

2:22 AM.

Still at work.

Meeting at 10 AM.

This completes the explanation of why I haven't updated. Not that anyone's still reading me.

well i just got back and i wish i never leave now where'd you go

Beer.Good.
So I was checked in for my flight and was on my way to the airport and the genral had asked me earlier to work like all weekend and i reallyt need tyo cuz the work wont get done otherwise so i said ok aND I realized it would drive me ctrazy to go home and work so i canceled my flight no man who lives in the house this weekend and stayerd at work until 11 and will work all weekend so no stitch for me even which you know sucks.

code monkey like fritos code monkey like tab and mountain dew code monkey very simple man with big warm fuzzy secret heart code monkey like you

Finally trying to catch up on my blogs on my day off where I actually work yet again, I read Big Alice and decided to jump on what is apparently a bandwagon that I have not yet seen anywhere else, here's my list of random things I like:

• sunshine from my skylights when I'm lying in bed being lazy
  
• the smell of my cat's fur
  
• cheeseburgers, rare, with cheddar cheese and mustard
  
• daffodils
  
• roller coasters
  
• sushi
  
• Maine lobster, eaten on the beach in Maine
  
• maps of Antarctica
  
• infomercials starring loud, annoying men with fake Australian accents
  
• the sound of my house
  
• Anne of Green Gables (the book)
  
• Pride and Prejudice (the book)
  
• "Pride and Prejudice" (the 5+ hour 1995 BBC miniseries)
  
• Bass Ale
  
• Guinness
  
• Fuller's London Porter
  
• Newcastle Brown Ale
  
• Anchor Porter
  
• Fat Tire Amber Ale
  
• Brooklyn Brown Ale
  
• Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout
  
• Johnny Walker Black, neat