hear the sharpen of the pain lucky stranger pouring rain

i got hit by a car on friday morning. broken right hand, broken feet, sprained knee. i've asked Melissa to take over for awhile, if she has time, while i pretend to be Dr. House and let vicodin take me away.

Melissa Edit

I'm sure that all of you realize by now that our lovely hostess is, in fact, out of her mind. She is not taking it easy at home. She is at work. I already told her that she should go home. Everyone join me in scolding her now.

For your amusement, the text conversation we had yesterday.

itgirl:
I broke my right hand. And foot. And sprained my left foot and left hand.

Melissa:
What?!

itgirl:
Got hit by a car yesterday. Wanna guest blog for me for a few days?

Melissa:
What?!

itgirl:
Please?

Now then, raise your hand if you thought that second "What?!" had anything to do with blogging. At this point, I just called to make sure she was okay and remind her blogging should be the least of her concerns. Ok, woman, I'd better not see a single post from you for the next few days as you should be taking it easy and typing with injured wrists...stop it right now.