if the real thing don't do the trick you better make up something quick
Today's shitlist:
1. Those fuckers who cancelled my 6:30 AM flight this morning.
2. Slow annoying fucks who walk abreast in every restaurant so people can't get to the fucking bathroom to, you know, pee.
3. Slow annoying fucks who walk abreast in airport aisles so people can't get to the fucking bathroom to, you know, pee.
4. Slow annoying fucks who walk abreast on escalators so people can't get to the fucking bathroom to, you know, pee.
5. 1970s Heart, for forcing me to listen to their music and quote them two days in a row..
6. The thick black hairs that insist on growing all over my chin.
7. The acne that has decided to show up now, as opposed to say, 16 years ago.
8. The ballet tee that looks like a bucket of boiled ass on me.
9. The Prepster jacket which will probably also look like a bucket of boiled ass on me.
10. Whoever made up the word "signator." It's either "signatory" or "signer."
11. The person who complained when I changed the word to "signer."
12. Assne that develops in extreme heat.
13. DC, for having a heat index of 105 degrees and causing assne.
1. Those fuckers who cancelled my 6:30 AM flight this morning.
2. Slow annoying fucks who walk abreast in every restaurant so people can't get to the fucking bathroom to, you know, pee.
3. Slow annoying fucks who walk abreast in airport aisles so people can't get to the fucking bathroom to, you know, pee.
4. Slow annoying fucks who walk abreast on escalators so people can't get to the fucking bathroom to, you know, pee.
5. 1970s Heart, for forcing me to listen to their music and quote them two days in a row..
6. The thick black hairs that insist on growing all over my chin.
7. The acne that has decided to show up now, as opposed to say, 16 years ago.
8. The ballet tee that looks like a bucket of boiled ass on me.
9. The Prepster jacket which will probably also look like a bucket of boiled ass on me.
10. Whoever made up the word "signator." It's either "signatory" or "signer."
11. The person who complained when I changed the word to "signer."
12. Assne that develops in extreme heat.
13. DC, for having a heat index of 105 degrees and causing assne.
posted by itgirl at 10:55 PM
2 Comments:
Let me chime in with coworker whose cubicle with whom you share who whistles "When the Saints Go Marching In" all morning logn, coupled with landowner you had meeting with an hour later whose cell phone rang with the refrain from 'When the Saints Go Marching In".
Or coworkers who perform training and make little comments all day to make you feel small...
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