thanks everyone...

So Stacey said she'd make a voodoo doll for me (although really, one of Rabbitch would be preferable - think of it! I could take pictures of it in front of the Canadian Embassy whilst doing unmentionable things to its body! - and Rabbitch and Hockey Mom said they'd help me bury the body while Orris said she'd help us all get over the border (although hopefully Rabbitch wouldn't have too much of a problem being Canadian as well, but I'm thinking perhaps the equal number of Americans to Canadians there would be even more in our favor).

Thank you, everyone, for your support. I really need it. The Man Who Lives in the House and I are sort of speaking again, if only to exchange a few words as to where things are for the accountant and the progress of the painting in the foyer (ironic, if we're going to divorce and will need to sell the house, I'm thinking a foyer of blood red might not sell well, but this has been in the works for awhile now).

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And apparently something's in the water, because I'm not the only one having these problems.

And Beth, thanks for the thoughts. My in-laws (a gigantic family) is in Richmond and I am forced to spend every single non-Jewish holiday there. Much as it's a nice city, I am sort of avoiding it without being forced to be there at the moment.