Tuesday, March 08, 2005

from the files of w.t. fuck

Ok, we've seen how Jane has received hits from keyword searches on "pictures of well endowed husbands" and Rabbitch got the obvious, for her, "goat cheese bastardy," but all of my keyword search hits seem to be of a theme. Can we sense what it is here?

stripper clothing stores in atlanta
stripper clothing patterns
out call stripper in dunwoody
atlanta strippers rebecca (so a stripper in atlanta is using rebecca as her stage name?)
what causes head rushes couch (?)
going commando in skirt pictures
canadian stripper clothing stores
dishcloths blind (this is as sexy as all of the others, if not sexier)
washington dc blogs (I've been here for a week, and I'm already showing up here?)

and my personal favorite:

let's fuck on the couch

Ok.

So you go to your web browser, or if you're like me, you have the Google Toolbar downloaded into your Windows XP machine at work and you use Safari on your Mac running Mac OS X so you have the automatic built-in Google search bar at the top of your web browser anyway.

Why are you typing "Let's fuck on the couch" you dumb fuck?

Are you expecting to get a response? Is Lindsay Lohan going to jump out of your monitor and say, "Yes! I've been so lonely, sitting here waiting for your invitation!"

So I guess I have the porn knitting librarian blog?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you, I just wanted to clarify my role in this microcosm of ours.

P.S. I can name ten things I've done that you probably haven't done, but they all involve sex or ummm....sex, I think, or maybe sex, for the most part. Let your imagination or your horror go wild, and you'll probably not get close to any of them. Consider my meme done.

5 Comments:

Blogger Lauren said...

Damn, I never get anything good on search keywords... perhaps I need to spice up my blog. :P

So you are officially in DC now? We should meet up sometime soon...

--Lolly
LollyKnitting Around

7:09 AM  
Blogger Jenifer said...

Hey there Rebecca ... how funny about that fish sweater! I didn't see you blog about that ... I think I hadn't started reading your blog (yet!). But, yes, it's my nemesis. Jenifer

10:43 AM  
Blogger Jenifer said...

Hey there Rebecca ... how funny about that fish sweater! I didn't see you blog about that ... I think I hadn't started reading your blog (yet!). But, yes, it's my nemesis. Jenifer

10:43 AM  
Blogger Lara said...

I think it's the "newest thing" for knitblogs. I wish I had a camera for the look on their face when they landed at the casting on couch rather than the "casting couch" - probably thinking, sweaters? knitting? huh?
I checked my stats and found these gems:
1)my+aunts+butt+hole
2)xxx+pron+for free *yes, pr0n, not porn
3)free+guy+pron+xxx *I'm assuming this one's the same "searcher" as #2
4)she pressed on my bladder

Indeed, your "let's fuck on the couch" search far surpasses any others I've heard.

1:23 PM  
Blogger hockey mom said...

I gotta get on that program.

You feeling any better up there in the great white north? It's not much warmer down here right now, but the tulip magnolia blooms are hanging in there.

1:25 PM  

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