Friday, November 04, 2005

love'll get you like a case of anthrax and that's something i don't want to catch

Yes, boys and girls, I am officially off of the Cipro now. Can anyone guess what more than twenty days on an antibiotic does to one who is a female? Hint: living creatures that come in packages you use to make beer and bread. Yes, my yeast infection in the toe has spread, thanks to the antibiotics, and the OTC crap is doing nothing to cure the problem. The good news is that I won't catch anthrax, and I can drink the water in New Orleans without a problem.

I would like to share that sweet Melissa, not this Melissa, another Atlanta knitter whose blog I keep forgetting to add to my links in the sidebar but I promise I'll do it soon but this Melissa, whose blog I will also add to my sidebar (which, incidentally, I have alphabetized), sent me something for my cramps.
this is is all wrapped up and pretty, and unwrapped:
a jasmine rice filled knitting sheep flannel heating bag! Along with some chocolate and a letter about a whacked out night eating pizza and watching porn with some registered sex offender crackheads that could only happen to Vitriola and me and possibly did one night down at a naval base in Schenectady, New York.

I also picked up these socks to finish them the fuck off already
but I realized I lost the pattern and fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Christ on a broomstick, it's a ten row lace pattern repeat I made up and didn't write down and forgot and I have no clue how to recreate it although I am sure it isn't original enough to be original and if I pour through some knitting library books I can find something but if you know of anything where it's a six stitch repeat, ten row repeat, and the first four or five rows the pattern ends in a YO and there's a K2tog there that seems to float through, and then the last five rows it reverses and it ends with a K2tog and the YO floats through...please let me know.

I started on a new project this morning on MARTA and I'm almost done, so hopefully pics this weekend. So while I'm watching the MARTA TV there's a story about two people who are going to jail for having "unconsensual sexual activities with an unconscious girl who had been knocked unconscious with GBH that they had given her. " Could we whitewash this story any more? How about, "two men gave a girl a date rape drug and then raped her when she was out"? The news made it sound like the men had not really been active participants in the act.

And speaking of news, I leave you with a link to this Reuters story with the first article reading thusly:

"Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli."

Maybe that explains my yeast infection.


Blogger crazycatladymel said...

So it has happened to someone else? Did you get stuck paying for the pizza too?

:-) So glad it arrived intact. I was worried about the tissue paper being shredded before it got there.

Can't help with the socks. I'm not "there" yet.

1:33 PM  
Blogger jodi said...

What were you thinking of, buying frozen ground beef panties to begin with? You should have known they would be trouble.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Micky said...

So whose beef was ground up and frozen in the panties?

7:38 PM  
Blogger Creative Genius? said...

Oh I just finished a course of Cipro too - damn UTI's... it usually kills my body to with yeast infections... but this one time i just might have escapted it (who knows)... but there is terrific perscription stuff for it (I need to go find the name of it)... doncha just love being a woman?!?!?

Hey I am in Atlanta too!!! We should get together and knit!!

alreillygator AT yahoo DOT com

5:16 PM  

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