Wednesday, February 08, 2006

but if you open your mouth then i can't be responsible for quite what goes in or to care what comes out

Jen, this would be drunken post #10, since January 1st. Always happy to accomodate.

So Juno who probably doesn't read my blog but I'll link to her anyway, pretending I am not such a lameass loser, albeit in La's company, as to not have a blog that Juno reads and wow did that even mean anything at all? So Juno emailed me about the cocksucking intarsia and I can only paraphrase what she said because switching to my email right now would be way too much fucking effort and she said something along the lines of is it really a good thing to associate intarsia with the term cocksucking because you know, not all cocksucking is bad. Well, that's not exactly what she said but it was the jist (gist?) of it. So my response to that is that there is the good cocksucking, and then there's the sucking cocks where you're on your knees and you're doing it because he ate you out and really, he didn't do a good job at it but whatever, it's payback, and you're drooling all over yourself and you're getting a bad case of TMJ and oh will you fucking come already PLEASE? I think I responded as such to Juno which netted zero response so I probably offended, whatever, I mean I am who I am, so. I notice I have fewer than 192 subs to the second bloglines feed so I lost somebody else with my post yesterday, might as well offend everyone in the world at this point.


Now that I've lost at least 160 subscribers, here's some knitting.

I finished the garter stitch hat I was making for my nail lady. Two strands of Koigu (same color, whatever that was). Here are some pictures.
and here it is alone
and here's a closeup showing truer colors
Now I need to pass out, really, gonna sleep. Sleep good.


Blogger Melissa said...

Christ, woman! Some nights, it's ok to just step away from the keyboard and not hit the send button.

3:07 AM  
Blogger Nyxxie said...

WOW great hat. And very luck nail lady! They sure do make our hands and feet look wonderful don't they! Plus mine are always very intrested in what I am knitting on when I am there.

8:25 AM  
Blogger Trixie said...

No comment.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Keri said... crack me up!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Imbrium said...


Thank you for making the distinction. The obligatory

Lovely, lovely Koigu hat

1:39 PM  
Blogger Zen Wizard said...

You had kind of a "stream of consciousness"-thing goin' on there for a while.

Like answering the question, "What if William Faulkner would have knitted?"

1:56 PM  
Blogger Zardra said...


4:36 PM  
Anonymous Ginger said...

that one is going to keep me giggling all day!

5:24 PM  
Blogger Janice in GA said...

It's not the cocksucking thing per se (thanks to you, I now think of any intarsia as "cocksucking intarsia"), but the continual stream of drunk blogging. Makes us auntie types worry about you.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Well... you cracked me up! I think your drunk blogging is pretty funny, but then again we a very similar sense of humor :-) Imagine that.
I love the hat!

12:51 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Imagine the surprise of the people who are looking for cocksucking blogs and land in the midst of knitterville--I bet your subscriptions go up.

The blog cracked me up.



10:13 PM  

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