do you like me vulnerable i'm armed and i'm equal

Well. So I went to the doctor today and I have three sprains in addition to my break so I have to give up seeing The Man Who Lives in the House this weekend and I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone with Delta to change my ticket and homey Indian guy was like "I must inform you that there will occur to be an additional collection" (imagine this coming from Apu) and I had to make him repeat it and I said, "Oh! You mean an additionaL FEE!" and the guy was all embarrassed like I had CAUGHT HIM being all Indian. Like I couldn't fucking tell already?