Tuesday, January 18, 2005

take a tip from rabbitch

Don't worry about me or my burning bridges. Let me worry about it. Seriously. Prizes to good resignation letters or even one good line or the scenario of me telling him off or walking out or whatever.

Unless y'all want to just GIVE it to Rabbitch....

1 Comments:

Blogger Janice in GA said...

Ok, how about this:

Write a fairly conventional resignation letter. Present it to him with a posy of drooping flowers in a fat vase. Wait a beat to see if he gets it.

Or (

Dear Soon-to-be former employer:
I'm writing to let you know that I will be leaving this job in 2 week. I can no longer GET UP any enthusiasm for work here. My spirits DROOP LIMPLY when I get up in the morning to come to work. There's nothing here to AROUSE my curiosity anymore.
I have a chance to RISE to a new opportunity. It's a job that requires the THRUST of intellectual activity that I crave. It also comes with a FAT new salary. In fact, I can already feel myself SWELLING with pride at the thought of moving on.

Sincerely--

YourName

Extra credit: Print it on the back of a spam email for V!ag ra or some other male enhancement product.

Well, you asked, right?

5:27 PM  

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