oooh, witchy woman...

My apologies to Colette, who had to wait an extra day for her questions due to the inconsistency of the wireless in the neighborhood.

1. A question in three parts:
a. Wendy, the Good Little Witch, or Sabrina, the Teenage Witch?
b. Why did Wendy wear Red? Was she really a prostitute? Was she channelling Little Red Riding Hood?
c. Were Wendy and Casper having a secret fling on the side?

2. Would you recommend Swedish, deep tissue, both, or neither to someone suffering from respiratory ailments for over a year? I stopped seeing my massage therapist a year ago when I started having my lung problems, and I know sometimes the lymph nodes can be tricky with deep tissue.

3. So I occasionally have a yen to crochet, and then I find myself holding the yarn in my left hand in odd and weird angles, and then my left pinky is crooked up as if I were at high tea with Her Majesty. What's up with that? Why have I been able to knit since I was 7 years old but while I have the ability to crochet, I seemingly lack the grace to do so?

4. How did you manage to lose your Siouxsie shirt? What would you do to get it back?

5. How can I learn to start knitting things for myself and not for other people all the time? It's not that I am against knitting for others (mind you, I am really taking my time with knitting the cashmere scarf for Trixie, who, by the way, has a blog of her very own now, everyone go see and say hi to her! Tell her how much you appreciate her letting me stay in her house in DC so I can blog away to my heart's content while I steal her neighbors' bandwidth!), it's just that I have exactly five items I have knit for myself, and one item I have crocheted for myself. What's your secret to equilibrium?

Kathy, beware tomorrow night...