should i stay or should i go?

Well, he told me.

All indications from this weekend and from the conversation The Man Who Lives in the House and I literally just had point to an impending separation of the legal kind.

I was very impressed at how well he's adapted to bachelorhood in the five weeks I was absent from his life. And when I say bachelorhood, I mean it's like I was being eradicated like a nest of nasty roaches in the crawl space. He's learned to do his laundry and got extremely angry at me for daring to throw his clothes in with mine. He's learned to cook actual meals for himself. He's been going through all of my things to clear my stuff out, and I found out, not from him, mind you, that he's been in discussions over new employment that will offer him benefits so he won't have to take benefits through me.

What does this mean to you, ladies and gentlemen?

If I didn't know he were utterly clueless when it came to reading interest from others, I'd say he was having an affair.

I'm going to crawl into bed and cry myself to sleep now.