what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk
I have tons of stash to show but this is all I had at work. Blog photo #4 taken from work:
Help.
What the fucking hell do I get The Man Who Lives in the House for Christmas?
Help.
What the fucking hell do I get The Man Who Lives in the House for Christmas?
posted by itgirl at 6:30 PM
5 Comments:
When in doubt for a gift for a male, I always recommend "tasteful cologne"--e.g., Kenneth Cole, Marc Jacobs, Givenchy, etc.--because that keeps us from the common male faux pas of wearing skanky cologne (and too much of it), like Aqua Velva or Old Spice (products held out for public approval, thereby inviting "fair comment.")
Guys will instinctively not wear too much REALLY TASTEFUL cologne, because they will be trying to make it last longer.
I'm only half-joking, but how about some papers? Of the legal kind.
Or an Inky scarf to go with the hat.
Hockey mom forgot to display her compensation received disclaimer indicating a hired spokesperson for Soulless Corporate America.
"This ad was performed by a paid professional. Do not buy this at home."
What about a gift card to the mall? Then he can go use it at any store there? Also, don't men love Home Depot?
Send the two skeins on the left to me. Then get him a book and a kick in the ass.
You're welcome.
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