(musical interlude)

I only know of one song called "Avatar" and it's by Earth, Wind and Fire and it's a musical interlude without lyrics. Okay, JenLa, I think I have this figured out. My avatar isn't so much "ugly" as it is pathetic. This is Fred.Fred's real name is John, but he wants to be called Fred, because he idolizes Fred from Scooby-Doo. He is at the county fair because it's the closest thing that passes for an amusement park, and he wants to find the ghosts painted in phosphorescent paint so he can rip of the mask for the reveal that it's Mr. Withers, the owner of the haunted amusement park, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. His dog isn't a Great Dane, it's a lab, because Fred/John can't even get the breed of dog correct.

Poor Fred/John doesn't quite understand that Scooby-Doo is not a reality show.

I actually did ugly, but everyone else had so similar ideas as I did, I felt a retread wasn't quite worth it. And I'm a better writer, anyway.